ellen is literally perfection in a human being.
Origins of American slang diagram
from “The Dictionary of American Slang,” 1967.
‘I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.’
OH MY GOD
I CASNT STOP WAYCJOGM
“YES 911 A HORSE WEARING A PERSIAN RUG JUST STOLE MY CAR AND SUNK INTO HELL”
I felt that this needed to be made.
THE NEW AGE OF EXPLORATION
“Ever since our species left Africa some 60,000 years ago, the urge to push beyond what’s known—to discover new lands and opportunities—has shaped human culture. And that impulse is still strong.” - National Geographic